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KillerAlexDate: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 12:02 PM | Message # 1
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Here is mine:

One day teacher wanted to use the word defiantly in a sentence. pHonetic raise his hand so he called on her. pHonetic said "The sky is definitely blue!" and teacher "I'm sorry pHonetic that's wrong the sky sometimes turns into different colors red, Gray etc... any body else?" DOOOOOOOOM raise his hand and said, "The grass is definitely green" And teacher "I'm sorry DOOOOOOOOM that's not true either, sometime the grass dies and it may turn brown, Anybody else?" Little Marijuana raise his hand and says, "Teacher so farts have lumps?" The teacher says, "No why?" Little Marijuana says, "Then i definitely shit in my pants!" LOL

Another one:
There was a woman who recived stamp from post office with picture of penis on it, she was confused from on whiych side to lick!!!!!

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A blonde, red head and brunette all walk into a bar. The bartender realizes they are underage and calls the police. So they run into an abandoned barn behind the bar and hide in 3 bags. The police start to search the barn for the 3 girls, but all he sees is the 3 bags labelled DOGS, CATS and POTATOES. So the one policeman kicks the bag of dogs and brunette screams "WOOF" and the policeman says "that must be a dog". Next, the policeman kicks the bag of cats and the red head screams "MEOW" and the policeman says "that must be a cat". Then the policeman kicks the bag of potatoes which contains the blonde inside. The blonde replies saying "..POTATOES.."


 
DOOOOOOOOM3882Date: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 12:12 PM | Message # 2
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LOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL its funnnnnnnnnny nice man :):):):):):):)

WE NEEEEED SOME MORE WOOOHOOO :):):):):):)


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KillerAlexDate: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 12:13 PM | Message # 3
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i will think of more.

 
DOOOOOOOOM3882Date: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 2:18 PM | Message # 4
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YES U MUST THINK OF MORE biggrin

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D00MeDDate: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 4:01 PM | Message # 5
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So there's three guys in a car; Shut up, Idiot, and Shit. Shit has his window wide open and flies out the
window. Shut up gets pulled over by a cop and Idiot goes to help Shit. The cop asks "What's your name?"
"Shut up" "...What's your name!?" "Shut... up!" "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME" "SHUT UP!!!!"
"Are you a fucking idiot or something, son?" "Nah, Idiot's back there picking up Shit."


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DOOOOOOOOM3882Date: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 4:12 PM | Message # 6
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LOoooooool !!! nice one doom biggrin smile smile smile

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KillerAlexDate: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 5:45 PM | Message # 7
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xdd nice one

 
DOOOOOOOOM3882Date: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 5:52 PM | Message # 8
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iam waitnig for moreeee :O

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MojoNeGr0Date: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 7:15 PM | Message # 9
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Meh i only have racist jokes.

 
KillerAlexDate: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 7:52 PM | Message # 10
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come'on just say them... is just a joke not real.

 
DOOOOOOOOM3882Date: Tuesday, 2009-07-28, 8:58 PM | Message # 11
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lol say jokes i want to be happy smile

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FirzenDate: Friday, 2009-07-31, 11:56 PM | Message # 12
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VERY NICE LOL xÐ
 
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